HEAR YE, HEAR YE!
Attention, Good People of the Interwebs! I Needest Thine Assistance!
Verily, verily I plead unto you… Cast your eyes upon these: I lovingly refer to them as my “slacker shoes,” and a replacement is sought forthright.
Originally sold at Payless ShoeSource over a decade ago, I am distraught by the misfortune that has befallen them. Sadly, the seams have weakened, the faux-leather finish is crumbling (like pastries) and they’ve grown generally weary. Were it not for infrequent use over the first several years, I’m certain they would have departed far earlier.
Please comment below should you locate shoes of suitable likeness. Make haste, Internet; there is precious little time to waste!