The successful candidate for this position is responsible for communicating on behalf of Darth Amethystos Industries.
– Act as personal herald to forewarn innocent bystanders of the impending danger of extreme rage outbursts
– Use any means necessary to build, maintain and manage the Sith reputation
– Bolster support for Darth Amethystos’ mission of galactic domination
– Pledge him/herself to unquestioningly carrying out employer’s orders
– Occasionally “take care of” sniveling imbeciles
- Unwavering subservience
- Force-sensitivity, telekinesis
- Strong communication skills (or proficiency with mind tricks)
Note: this is an on-call position. No prior experience necessary.
No paid holidays, time off, or medical/dental benefits.
Position may be terminated without notice. Darth Amethystos Industries is not an EOE; candidates may be eliminated for any reason.