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Public Relations Representative/Sith Apprentice (On-Call)

The successful candidate for this position is responsible for communicating on behalf of Darth Amethystos Industries.

Candidate will:
– Act as personal herald to forewarn innocent bystanders of the impending danger of extreme rage outbursts

– Use any means necessary to build, maintain and manage the Sith reputation

– Bolster support for Darth Amethystos’ mission of galactic domination

– Pledge him/herself to unquestioningly carrying out employer’s orders

– Occasionally “take care of” sniveling imbeciles

Basic Requirements

  • Unwavering subservience
  • Force-sensitivity, telekinesis
  • Strong communication skills (or proficiency with mind tricks)

Note: this is an on-call position. No prior experience necessary.
No paid holidays, time off, or medical/dental benefits.

Position may be terminated without notice. Darth Amethystos Industries is not an EOE; candidates may be eliminated for any reason.


2 responses

  1. Missie

    There are no INNOCENT bystanders…

    10.4.2012 at 1:08 pm

  2. i like the way you think, Miss

    10.4.2012 at 1:10 pm

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