Did you know that today is National Chocolate Ice Cream Day? I feel an overwhelming urge to celebrate in grand style. And I’m pretty sure said celebration cannot be properly executed while at work, so maybe it should be an abbreviated day (paid, of course). I’m pretty sure there’s a grocery store on my way home that carries Blue Bell ice cream. Because, honestly, if you’re going to eat ice cream, you have no excuse not to eat Blue Bell—it’s clearly the best. And they’re not even compensating me to say that. Though if they wanted to, I’d gladly take it. Maybe a lifetime supply of ice cream?! And also a free gym membership.
To be fair, I’m not awesome enough to inherently know about today’s momentous occasion. We can thank the internet for that. The Google machine helped me find The Ultimate Holiday Site. There are plenty of pages that provide similar info, but this one seems a little less likely to get me in trouble at work.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go try to scavenge for some breakfast-y grub that will (with any luck) resemble chocolate ice cream.